Meanwhile, Pocahontas opens a fast fashion line of active leisurewear only to have 25% tariffs added to her Canadian made leather goods.

She's brought suit in the World Trade Organization arguing that the Louisiana Purchase from France in 1802 wasn't legitimate.

Her attorneys argue that Spain was extorted out of ownership in 1800, and as a result the entire western U.S. is really part of Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos.